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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

The Lion King was holding an Animal Meeting. All but 1 animal came to the meeting. What animal was it?

There is this river you HAVE to cross (no bridge, logs, boats, or anything). You know crocodiles live there. How do you get across?

Imagine that you are on a boat with sharks surrounding it. How do you get away, ALIVE?

How many rectangles are on a checkered board?

A man rides into town on Friday. He leaves 3 days later on Friday. How can this be?

The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

What did the cat say to the dog?

I go from town to town but never move an inch. What am I?

You can take and take away from me, but I will always get bigger. What am I?

You are in an empty room. (You are definitely in the room!!!) There are no windows or doors. All you have is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?

What do you put in a toaster?

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

A plane crashes on the border between North Dakota and South Dakota. Where do you burry the survivors?

What is greater than God, more evil than Satan, poor people have it, rich people don’t want it, and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
 

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
-Open door, put giraffe in, and close door.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
-Open door, take giraffe out, put elephant in, and close door.

The Lion King was holding an Animal Meeting. All but 1 animal came to the meeting. What animal was it?
-The elephant. It is still stuck in the refrigerator.

There is this river you HAVE to cross (no bridge, logs, boats, or anything). You know crocodiles live there. How do you get across?
-You swim across. The crocodiles are still at the Animal Meeting. 

Imagine that you are on a boat with sharks surrounding it. How do you get away, ALIVE?
-Stop imagining 

How many rectangles are on a checkered board?
-64 (not counting the board) because squares are classified as rectangles meaning there are 64. 

A man rides into town on Friday. He leaves 3 days later on Friday. How can this be?
-The man’s horse’s name is Friday.

The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
-A coffin

What did the cat say to the dog?
-Nothing. Cats don’t talk 

I go from town to town but never move an inch. What am I?
-A road or a telephone wire

You can take and take away from me, but I will always get bigger. What am I?
-A hole 

You are in an empty room. (You are definitely in the room!!!) There are no windows or doors. All you have is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
-Look in the mirror. Look what you SAW. Take the SAW, cut the table in half. Take the two halves. Put them together making a whole. Take the hole and climb out. 

What do you put in a toaster?
-Bread 

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
-Language. (There are on 3 words in: "The English Language") 

A plane crashes on the border between North Dakota and South Dakota. Where do you burry the survivors?
-Nowhere. You don’t burry survivors. 

What is greater than God, more evil than Satan, poor people have it, rich people don’t want it, and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
-Nothing.